Angelina Jolie's got it all: talent, beauty, kids galore (with two more on the way) -- and Brad Pitt. She's also got a really big mouth.In a recent Entertainment Weekly interview, Jolie inexplicably feels the need to blab about how wonderful her life -- and sex life -- really is. Especially since she's been pregnant. Again"(Pregnancy) is great for the sex life," she dishes. "It just makes you a lot more creative. So you have fun, and as a woman you're just so round and full."What? No mention of swollen ankles? The annoying waddle? The thought of how on earth they're going to manage six children under the age of 6?"His mom and dad are on standby to come out and help," she offers.Wonderful. Instead of relying entirely on Brad, why don't you mend fences with your dear old dad (actor Jon Voight, who has made multiple overtures)? We're sure grandpa would be happy to help.But no, Angelina would rather depend on her toddler children to do the grunt work."They're old enough to feel included to change diapers themselves, to feed bottles themselves, like if I pump into a bottle. We're trying to find ways where it can be a fun group thing," she says.Breast feeding? A group thing? A chore? Excuse us, but the last time we checked, weren't those the jobs of parents?
Open mouth, insert footSpeaking of Brad Pitt, we just can't get away from the guy this week.And Coldplay frontman Chris Martin knows exactly how that feels. The rocker 'fesses in the new issue of Rolling Stone that his wife's ex-fiance still sticks in his craw.That's right. American beauty Gwyneth Paltrow dated Pitt for more than two years and was once engaged to him before breaking up for good in 1997."If your wife went out with Brad Pitt, you'd want to prove yourself, you know what I mean?" Martin is quoted as saying.Of course, it's not hard to see why Martin might feel insecure. Pitt is a gorgeous speciman of manhood (albeit he frequently dances on the ledge of pretty boy). But Martin isn't completely without his own goofy sort of charm - though his confession that Gwynnie is his only serious relationship is telling.As is his admission, too, that he worried for a time that he might be gay. (Which we're hoping was before he met Ms. Paltrow.)"It was more like, 'Oh (expletive deleted), what if?' Because I was brought up to think it was wrong," he says of homosexuality.But, like all typical, heterosexual men, he found the allure of the female form too great to fight."I was swayed by boobs," says Martin. "Let's face it, they're fantastic."Apparently Gwyneth has a soft spot for boobs, too. Well -- at least one.
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